When I was a kid, I could never understand why my mum got so stressed before we went away on holidays. On hearing mum’s ominous stamping feet going up or down the hallway, or slamming cupboard doors, I’d bravely pipe up: “Chill out, mum. We’ll be leaving for holidays the day after tomorrow!” Which was almost always received with “Uh? Grumble, mumble, grrr, grumble, argh!” But as with most things recently, I appreciate now exactly how mum was feeling!
You see, we’re going camping next week. I’m not really a camper. I’ve never been a camper. I have very little idea of how to be a camper. But I love simple things, peace, quiet and cheap holidays, so I’m embracing the idea wholeheartedly. But there’s a lot more packing and planning when it comes to camping, and when you’re a novice (with a toddler and a work schedule, but more on that later), you’ve really got no idea what you’re doing – “Saucepans. Saucepans? One or two? One? Um. Meh, in they go!”
My wonderful in-laws are joining us on our holiday, and my mother-in-law rattled off about 30 things to pack last time we went to visit them, (most of which will be in use until the last moments before we leave), which I madly scribbled down. This list is now my camping survival guide and I’m clutching on to that piece of paper for all I’m worth! It could be the only thing keeping me together right now!
I finished work today, so you’d think I’d have the next five days to plan and pack everything up with a neat little bow by Sunday night, with plenty of time and mental ability left to cook everyone a hearty breakfast (and wash it all up) before we back ourselves out of the driveway on Monday morning. “Heaps of time, you big girl’s blouse! What’s your issue and so worth writing about?” Yep. Good point.
This week has got to be the most event-jam-packed week I’ve had since our wedding!
But firstly, there’s our daughter who enthusiastically “unpacks” at a rate faster than I can pack, and with more enthusiasm and speed than I can match for repacking! Then, my father and his new wife are coming to visit, have lunch and take us out for dinner… twice. (Normally a welcome event… except this week when all I want to do is pack and cross things off my list!). Then there’s Father’s Day and making a fuss of my amazing husband. And the long-trained-for, long-talked-about 5km fun run! Add to that washing, cleaning, a trip to visit my mum, the library, grocery shopping and still making breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks, and remembering to feed my daughter and give her “mulk” at 10am and 3pm and get her to sleep at 12.30pm and 6pm and I’m about ready to crumble in a heap! I can’t guarantee I’m going to brush my hair or my teeth every morning this week, so be prepared if we’ve scheduled a catch-up I’ve probably forgotten about!